So, my mother has a 'friend' and he's like really old. Well, not really old, but he's like seventy... He comes over and he's pretty rich, so he brings presents for the kids and that sort of thing... Anyway, my mother likes to garden and she thinks she's good at it...[lol]... but that's not the point at hand, the point is, he brought her garden pots and flowers to decorate the garden with.

Tonight I picked up a man and his son. Once the son had been dropped off in his house, the man told me that he was going through a divorce. He told me that his wife has been cheating on him since two weeks after their wedding. He told me god awful things about her, but the one that caught my attention was when he mentioned the name of my mother's friend...

He told me that this woman had been seeing this man behind her husbands back. They would meet up and spend the night together and he would buy her little trinkets and garden things; like pots and flowers, etc.. just like my mam.

I've always known my mother was a complete whore and to be honest, this makes me laugh ^^... Still, who thought a guy could still be pimpin' at seventy? Hardcoree...